So, you want to be a coach in the LHFA? The following is a 2-week schedule to get you ready to be a coach in the LHFA.
Day 1: What Is Football? And No, It Is Not Another Name For Soccer.
Day 2: Why Am I Here? A Guide of Things To Do While Your Brother Drafts for You.- Taught by Michael Simon
Day 3: Winning the Insignificant Game and Feeling Like a Champion. Taught by 2-time Toilet Bowl Champion Shawn Liddick.
Day 4: What the F Were You Thinking??? A Guide to Pissing Off an Entire League on Draft Day. Taught by Coach Shawn Knisely
Day 5: How To Get the Monkey Off Your Back. Does not require beating it off. The follow-up to "What the F Were You Thinking?"- Also taught by Shawn Knisely
Day 6: How To Act and Eat Like A Champion. Taught by 4-time LHFA Champion Robert Simon
Day 7: How to Get the Most Out of Your Trade, While Giving Away the Players that Have No Value. Taught by Andrew McCall.
Day 8: How to Fire Your Team. Lesson taught by Coach Chris Cattie....matches not included.
Day 9: How To Beat The Champion. Taught by Giant-Killer Chad Cerrone.
Day 10: How To Reassemble A Keyboard. What Happens After I Have Smashed the Keyboard? Taught by Barry Hill.
Day 11: Filling The Hole In The Wall. A follow-up to "How To Reassemble A Keyboard." Also taught by Barry Hill
Day 12: "Believe in Yourself: How to feel like the best, even if you haven't won anything in 5 years" by Eric Brightbill
Day 13: "Footprints on the Wall: sorry about that." a course in draft etiquette, taught by Mike Munsell.
TBD: "What time is it" - A guide to managing your schedule during the season, by Fred Kurrasch. NOTE: May be scheduled anytime during the duration of the course.